I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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