Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
