Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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