Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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