After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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