i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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