It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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