i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
