This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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