i may or may not be watching the land before time
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
