i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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