Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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