who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
