Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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