this boner is exhausting
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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