i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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