I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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