So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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