I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
we're so committed to being not committed
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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