I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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