i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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