i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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