I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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