bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The ass gains better be worth it
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