yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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