i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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