When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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