if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've blown a few things in my day
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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