the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
