69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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