he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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