I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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