Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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