I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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