Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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