real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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