yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Found the puke drawer
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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