I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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