I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
