I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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