do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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