What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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