Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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