And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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