Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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