would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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