Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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