Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Randomize
