Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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