I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize