**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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