idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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