why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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