Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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